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             Albums
       of the year
                   
2015

So here we are again. A post no one is going to read, and yet I strangely put more and more work into these as each year passes. It's clear to me now it's simply a fun hobby I enjoy, to broadcast an opinion no one really cares about, and I am OK with that. If you are reading this - thanks! If one person does, it's worth it to me. Hopefully you stumbled upon it somehow and are bored and looking for something to read - and this was you settled on - versus me having emailed you and you feel somewhat obligated to read. Don't worry, you're not. Though friends should at least scroll through just to see what's been chosen, because unlike what people seem to say increasingly these days - that there is no good music out there "anymore" - I beg to differ. Somehow the days of Stryper and Paula Abdul produced better music 30 years ago than what is coming out now? Yeah, no. There were many GREAT albums out this year! Björk beautifully exposing her vulnerable side. The unabashed Shamir keeping that neon-lit Vegas party lit. Tame Impala rocking it with the most unique "electronic" "rock" "pop" tunes all year. Selena out of nowhere! Madonna being Madonna. Dinner and Part Time keeping it beautifully weird. So much great stuff! And with this Spotify playlist with top tracks from the musical elite, including honorable mentions, you can listen as you read! Isn't that just beautiful? 

Lastly, note these are in no particular order. They’re all great in their own individual ways, and thus albums at the bottom are JUST as important as those at the top. I did give them grade ratings though so I guess some ARE better than others - but they ARE shown sporadically in this post! So there you go. And as you can see Björk has a blue ribbon on her album cover - which signifies my favorite album of the year. Hopefully you figured that out on your own, genius. Enjoy, and feel free to comment if you want – and thanks for reading! Or not. 

5

Madonna

Rebel Heart

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Well, here she is again. Everyone’s favorite 57-year old that acts as if she is the new, young hottest pop star on the planet. I absolutely love Madonna, everything about her, but I am also conflicted about her. Every new album that comes along I hope she continues what she started on her hit Ray of Light. Something just more … adult. More her age. But then I understand her point of view, that even saying that is ageism. She’s dead right about that. I don’t judge her negatively for still getting half naked and shaking her ass like she’s a 20-year old young woman with nothing to lose. I guess I just feel there’s a stage for everything in one’s life, and now that she’s approaching 60, that time to show a more mature side is now. I mean, is she going to still be doing this once she technically becomes a senior citizen? But then again, maybe she sees a longer lifespan for herself and sees no reason to rush. Who knows! As long as with every album she’s adding songs to her resume that could appear on a career retrospective, then it’s all good. And she certainly does that here. The only frustrating thing about this album is it could be a fantastic pop album if it was trimmed down. The standard edition is 14 songs, and not all of the tracks are gems. What she should have done in my view is remove some of the tracks, and replace with the great songs that were only included in the special edition that had an additional nine tracks – an entire album’s worth. She could have had one edition of this album, jam-packed with pop hits. But hey, that’s what playlists are for these days. The album has grown on me every time I listen to it, especially after seeing the Rebel Heart tour when it stopped in Boston. A lot of the songs – even those I wasn’t initially keen on – make more sense now. So this is one I say should be given time to sink in. Tracks like ‘Ghosttown’ for instance – in my view one of her best ever tracks. Beautiful, powerful, a great hook, and just sparkling from beginning to end, it’s the highlight of the album for me. Then the single ‘Living For Love’ feels like something from the Like A Prayer/Erotica era, and other gorgeous gems include ‘Joan of Arc’, ‘HeartBreak City’, ‘Holy Water’, ‘Best Night’, ‘Iconic’, ‘Beautiful Scars’, ‘Body Shop’, and of course the title track. I don’t need to describe the sound really, everyone knows Madonna, and what you get with Madonna. Just here, it sounds like the Madonna we know from her younger days is back, but from a 57-year old. Maybe she was right all along.

Label

Interscope Records

Released

10 March 2015

Running time

74:00

Tracklist

Living For Love
Devil Pray
Ghosttown
Unapologetic Bitch
Illuminati
Bitch I'm Madonna
Hold Tight
Joan Of Arc
Iconic
HeartBreakCity
Body Shop
Holy Water
Inside Out
Wash All Over Me

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